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Direct your gaze now to the spanking-new youknitwhat.blogspot.com--a virtual knitting hall of shame where you can recoil in horror from knitted gay pride hot pants, the knitted bondage kit (in red), the full Irish breakfast hat, and--my fave--the "sexy" knitting magazine knit.1, featuring boudoireyed hunks holding huge, hard, thick knitting needles in their carefully shaven hands. Phwooar! The site's run by one Punk Rock Knitter, who claims in her blog bio that she's into "knitted things that don't suck ass."
No. A thousand times no. Repeat after me: There's no such thing as knitting that doesn't suck rotting intestines out of a dead cow's ass through a rubber hose. In evidence I offer the Philadelphia's Men's Knitting Circle--created for "fellas to have a place to sit, knit and enjoy each other's company and share the male-focused creative process."See the full content of this document
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Yarn Die; Knitting Is Not/Will Not Ever Be Cool.
Guess what, knitting is cool again! Yes, thanks to a generation of uber-hip neo-knitters ... bang! Sorry about that, readers, this column was ...
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