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I see you're an Idaho'er. You guys there have really stuck with me and I 'predate your great state, plus I'm also a big fan of com. We eat it all the time. Right now, I'm talking into this dictatin' machine because I don't write real fast, and I'll have Condi type this up whenever she gets back from one of those Koreas. Actually, I never heard of you before, but your name showed up in that big stack of watchlists on my desk, so you must've made a joke about my 'ministration. Whatever you wrote, I didn't see it, prolly 'cause I don't use the Internets much-except for the Google. It was Laura who saw your name when she was vacuuming the Oval Office. She said she recognized you from something you wrote about how clean a dog's mouth is. Thanks to you, I guess, I'm not allowed to feed Barney off the fork anymore. Now, she's making me send this letter because she's trying to convince me to take some stinking pill. Cheese and rice! She's worse than my mom. Between you and me, Laura's been extra snippy ever since the day I gave that German lady a backrub. Heh.
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Dr. Rayburn,I see you're an Idaho'er. You guys there have really stuck with me and I 'predate your great state, plus I'm also a big fan of com. We eat it all the time. Right now, I'm...See the full content of this document
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