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First, let me tell you what to look forward to on this page in the coming weeks. It's something I hope to do more of: that is, warn you ahead of time what I intend to write about. That way, if you don't think you're going to like what you think I'm going to say, you can make plans in advance to avoid reading it. And listen, if you can't bear to hear some of my coming opinions, don't apologize. Believe me, I'll get along just fine without you.
So ... in development is a'column on how the Legislature should most definitely make animal abuse a felony. I will argue how Idaho ranks down with Guatemala and the Borg when it comes to showing respect and compassion for other creatures, and after I have laid out my case as convincingly as I can, I will insist that if the law passes, the governor should be taken into custody and tried as a sadist should he ever take a lasso to another calf. (As you know, Butch recently damaged himself during an orgy of something called "team roping.") Many of you - in particular those cowpokes who never outgrew the itch to be cowpokes - will object to my position, I'm sure. So I suggest you keep your eyes open and when you see the headline, "Aging Governor Still Tortures Terrified Doggies," you might want to spend that day curled up with some cowboy poetry.As to Mr. [Mike Young]'s claim that I didn't "address real issues": Pal, those issues have been addressed, re-addressed and re-re-addressed. I don't have time nor patience to re-itemize eight years of [George Bush]'s malfeasance every time I write a 1,000-word column about the dope. If you and Mr. Wordy don't know what others have known for years, don't blame me if you can't keep up. Furthermore, you can't outrun the truth with banal brain farts like "liberal fascist." Sooner or later, you, me and Bush are going to be gone, but the truth is here to stay.See the full content of this document
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First, the Future
First, let me tell you what to look forward to on this page in the coming weeks. It's something I hope to do more of: that is, warn you ahead of time what I intend to write about. That way, if you don't think you're going to like what you think I'm going to say, you can make plans in advance to avoid reading it. And listen,...
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