Summary
"Tells y' whad, Cope. Since'n y' lost y'r job wit' d' Bo-zy Wiggly, yew c'n come t' work f'r me, b' only if'n y' promsisses not t' start no unions. An' y' got t' take y'r pay in dollar bills what's ah passes t' ya' un'er a table so's ah don' have nuddin' t' do wit' d' Eyeress."
"Wull ah'm a gema have me a bidness, an a dang good un. Ah'm startin' me up one o' dem blaawg bidnesses where's d' people'll come t' keep up wit' curren' events. Ah figures how now all d' newspupers is goin' ker-flooey, ah'll get more bidness than ah'll be able t' handle b' m'self. An' dat's whars yew come in, Cope. Say, d' y' know anyt'in' 'bout designin' up one o' dos' ... what'r dey call 'em? ... Web sighs?""D' deal is, Cope, dat's a 'ho' lot o' writin'. So's if'n ah hire yews t' help me out, ah c'd do d' twitterin' one day and you c'd do d' blaawgin'. Den ever' udder day we c'd switch, wha' cha think? An' on slow news days, yews c'd clean up 'round d' yard some. Y' knows how t' prune up a shrub, don' cha?"See the full content of this document
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Cope Pushes Papers
"Tells y' whad, Cope. Since'n y' lost y'r job wit' d' Bo-zy Wiggly, yew c'n come t' work f'r me, b' only if'n y' promsisses not t' start no unions. An' y' got t' take y'r pay in dollar bills what's ah passes t' ya' un'er a table so's ah don' have nuddin' t' do wit' d' Eyeress."
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