Summary
New to the world, blinded by hospital lights and without the ability to hold up your head, you receive a certificate from the folks in scrubs.
Congratulations. This sheet of paper confers upon you the certification of birth awarded for successful completion of gestation.See the full content of this document
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From Day One, We're Certified to Live for Certificates From Day 1, We're Certified to Live for Certificates
It is the first in a lifelong obsession with certificates.
Certificates of accomplishment or, worse, certificates of attendance, are the reality of our everyone...See the full content of this document
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