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The [Bill Belichick] mythology is that he doesn't have time for the decencies of civilized society, because he is focused entirely on winning football games, as evidenced by his famous toothpaste-stained hoodie. With the affect of a serial killer and the manners of a Nazi storm-trooper, Belichick has been given a mulligan for his disdain, rudeness and even allegations that he jeopardized at least one player's health - all because he is single-minded in his pursuit of winning.
On Sept. 12, Little Lord Fauntleroy issued a terse statement wherein he confirmed that he spoke to commissioner Roger Goodell about their divergent "interpretations" of the league ban on videotaping the opposing sideline. Hey, Weslyan grad, Coach Brainiac: "Banned" means "it ain't allowed." And if you break that rule, it's called cheating.HEY, COACH BRAINIAC: "BANNED" MEANS "IT AIN'T ALLOWED." AND IF YOU BREAK THAT RULE, IT'S CALLED CHEATING.See the full content of this document
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Bill Was Due
FEW THINGS MAKE ME happier than watching sacred cows get their comeuppance. And I'm not alone. Thanks to the holier-than-thou Bill Belichick and the New England Patriots, football fans from Philadelphia to...
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