Summary
Unlike the so-called "American" sports, soccer and its many street mutations needs no special equipment and can be played anywhere-on grass, snow or asphalt, a flat surface or a slope. Outdoors or indoors. Upstairs, downstairs or in your lady's chamber.
I've heard of a couple of gents playing the game in a lady's boudoir using a Ferrero Rocher chocolate. I know of a mental nurse who played the game with an old patient "who thought he had fairies in his legs" using a cockroach for a ball. PW's own Cassidy Hartmann remembers using a roadkilled kookaburra for a ball in Australia. "It might have been late and I might have been drunk," she says. "But it remains the greatest night of my life."So you've killed your bird and put down your coats. Now you're all soccered up. So here's your guide to the mutant bastard street offspring of the world's favorite game.See the full content of this document
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Ball States
America, as we all know, is the greatest county in the world, ever. But it's not perfect. Because this great nation needs only two things to make it a veritable paradise on ea...
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