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Dear Gabacho: Me thinks we have a coprophiliac in our midst-how else would you know the ethnicity of toilet taggers? The Mexican doesn't bother with bathroom graffiti because he prefers to read Reconquista for Dummies while cagando, but he is an avid reader of bathroom-stall graffiti academic treatises. Allen Walker Read, in his 1935 publication Classic American Graffiti: Lexical Evidence from Folk Epigraphy in Western North America-A Glossarial Study of the Low Element in the English Language, categorizes such scatological and sexual vandalism as part of the "well-known human yearning to leave a record of one's presence or one's existence" and notes it emanates from "neuroses developed] over the mysterious aura that has been thrown around the bodily functions." Walker lists citations of the practice, drawn and written, dating back to the Hellenic era, and it's fitting, since writing while taking a dump is all greco to me.
Dear Wabette: Don't get mad people assume you speak Spanish: in this country's psychology, once a wab, always a wab. If it's a Mexican who's giving you grief, they're just insecure pendejos who wished they spoke English or were more Mexican. And the best way to learn Spanish? Los Tigres del Norte.See the full content of this document
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Dear Mexican: Why do Mexicans at construction sites always draw a dick and vagina on the interiors of port-a-potties? They sure are not as poetic as they are artistic. T...See the full content of this document
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